Humour

My ostomy theme tune - to remind me to "chew, chew, chew."

Accidents will happen!

An ostomate sat in the loo,
Lonely and feeling quite blue.
Her bag had corroded
And then it exploded
And left the girl covered in poo.

 (Courtesy of Lennie from Camp Crappy)

There was a young man of St. Tide,
Who fell down a sewer and died.
Then one day his brother
Fell down another,
And now they're inturd side by side.

More Fun from Lennie on Camp Crappy

Best Seller from Lennie

What about Smell?

It started in old Oklahoma,
a farm boy was given a stoma.
He said, "We'll see now,
'tween me and the cow,
who gives off the stronger aroma!"

(Courtesy of BlueCruiser on Camp Crappy)